0 – Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 – Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2 – Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. 3 – Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with random letters and [...]
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, [...]
If you’ve never come across this guy before, he’s quite amusing. Chuck sent me an email earlier with a link to some guy identifying him as “DJ Wankr” after he ended a 4 hour set in a slightly different way, which if you didn’t know who he was, could really be taken as a sign [...]
And I was going to post this yesterday, but it will undoubtedly come across as an attempt to move away from the technical posts and avoid further comment battering, but hey. I thought it was funny As Jez impersonating Cartman would no doubt say “No kitty! That’s a bad Kitty!!”
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here’s how it went: “Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back [...]
Donald Rumsfeld says to George Bush, “Sir, I’m sorry to have to report that we’ve lost 3 Brazilian soldiers in Iraq”. “That’s sad new Don” Says Bush. “So, how many IS a ‘brazilian’ exactly?”
Linda Barker Guy – Burn The Witch! Originally uploaded by EdGillett. Yup – you voted, and Linda Barker was burned on Bonfire Night at the hive. Awesome Check out the video by clicking here!