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{ Monthly Archives } January 2006

Honk!

honk! Originally uploaded by The Fuzzy Squid I wonder what the scruffy looking Nerfherder would think about that …

Stages of Drunkeness

0 – Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 – Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2 – Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. 3 – Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with random letters and [...]

The blonde and the three doors …

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, [...]

Timing is everything

A gallery of stuff being destroyed, at the exact moment they ceased to be thanks to the wonders of fast photography Timing is Everything

Bill Gates runs like a girl

Not exactly news, but hey. Video of a Steve Jobs (Apple CEO) parody featuring video of Bill Gates running like a girl at XBox Event. And lest we forget the antics of Mr. Ballmer (Microsoft CEO): http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html (featuring the Monkey Boy dance geeks know and love, and the ever popular “Developers, Developers …”)

DJ Keltech

If you’ve never come across this guy before, he’s quite amusing. Chuck sent me an email earlier with a link to some guy identifying him as “DJ Wankr” after he ended a 4 hour set in a slightly different way, which if you didn’t know who he was, could really be taken as a sign [...]

I rediscovered Weezer

I rediscovered Weezer. The Green Album is particularly good.

I dislike Revels.

I dislike Revels. They were doing ok on their first outing until I found the coffee flavour one. Orange one too. Now the rest are tainted by their memory. Ah well.

Machine Gun Kitten

And I was going to post this yesterday, but it will undoubtedly come across as an attempt to move away from the technical posts and avoid further comment battering, but hey. I thought it was funny As Jez impersonating Cartman would no doubt say “No kitty! That’s a bad Kitty!!”

I can’t help it. I’m a techie.

So, it’s been noted that the content of this blog over the course of the last few months has verged too much towards the inanely dull and technical. That’s just the way it’s gone recently as I’ve done lots of techie things. This blog is as much a place to share new internet toys with [...]